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I cooked and ate this 30 minutes ago, tuna, sausage and a patty for good measure, got told to post here
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I cooked and ate this 30 minutes ago, tuna, sausage and a patty for good measure, got told to post here


I cooked and ate this 30 minutes ago, tuna, sausage and a patty for good measure, got told to post here

by lemongibre

38 Comments

  1. Hypeman2025

    More like stoner food 😂. Guilty by the way.

  3. Low_Wall_7828

    To quote the Pace Picante commercial, “Get A Rope”

  4. Silvawuff

    Three counts of felony alternative protein, one count of lapsing ingredient distribution, one count of over saucing the crust, and failure to use proper shredded cheese for a non-traditional pie. You shall be read your Margherita Rights before jail without parole.

  5. wetsuit509

    If i really think about it, the flavors could work but man that presentation is rough af (looks like someone barfed tuna on your pizza). Guilty

  7. Smooth_Instruction11

    Some of the nastiest meat I’ve ever laid eyes on

  8. limpymcjointpain

    Gaaahhh, i thought i already cleaned up my dogs yak

  9. AlligatorMidwife

    ![gif](giphy|dGTofP3XvOSmfkkueE|downsized)

  10. SapphireSurge

    I might have let it slide if there was any effort put into reasonable topping distribution, but seeing the patty just slapped on there like it was an accident makes me want to charge at least a misdemeanor if we’re completely putting aside suspect topping choice in general.

  13. This-Cookie-155

    30 years with the possibility of parole after 25

  18. kalel1980

    How in the FUCK have you managed to slip by Homeland Security with this abomination?!

  19. beaniesandbuds

    Brazil or Eastern/Northern Europe…. tricky this time around but my money is on Eastern/Northern Europe!

  20. hammer_smashed_chris

    I often wonder if people who eat like this actually experience any kind of actual joy out of life or of their entire existence is efficiency.

  21. loanmagic24

    This actually made my stomach upset. The tuna addition bro?

    If not for the added fish, I think it would be a proper quick meal. Ugh, still weezy as I’m typing this. F*ckin Tuna? Damn

  24. danhoyle

    Is this before or after you ate and shit it out?

  28. theelifeofbrian

    Looks like something Jigsaw would force you to eat. Otherwise, wtf I’d wrong with you?!?

  32. whostillusesusername

    That thing should come with a NSFW warning ⚠️, have a “censored” bar across it and a blurred effect on the rest of it!
    Who hurt you? Do you not have a gag reflex? You must really love stifling the urge to vomit. Please get help. 🙂

  36. 420matsu

    Looks like a meal you give to a dog that’s going to pass away

  37. AutomaticMonkeyHat

    Why would you take 4 good things and put them together and make them not good ?

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